I Have No More Name Shame
I lurk in the weeds and rocks.
I eat small fish and insects.
I have yellow sides and olive black spots.
I like deep and shallow water.
I’m a Black Crappie.
I prefer my scientific name Pomoxis Nigromaculatus.
You can guess why.
Wait, what’s that I hear?
“Little, little fish. Why are you so sad?
Your name is weird, but you should not be ashamed.
I can help.
Just take the bait,
And I can end your pain.
Oh, please.
You will feed us well.”
Cast.
Plop.
The end.